Headache Jokes: Laugh Away the Pain with These Hilarious Gags

Headache Jokes: Because Laughter is the Best Medicine (Except When It’s Not)

Headaches. Everyone gets them, and no one likes them. From the dull ache to the pounding migraine, they can ruin your day. But what if, just for a moment, we could find some humor in our throbbing temples? Maybe a good laugh is almost as good as an aspirin. So, let’s forget the pain (temporarily!) and explore the wonderfully weird world of headache jokes. Get ready for a dose of pun-ishment.

Jokes About the Cause of Headaches

Sometimes, knowing why your head hurts is half the battle. Or maybe it just gives you something to blame other than yourself (or that extra cup of coffee). These jokes explore the ridiculous reasons behind those skull-splitting sensations.

Here are some jokes to help relieve the tension caused headaches:

1. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
4. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
9. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
10. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
11. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? He wanted to visit Pluto.
12. What did the math book say to the guidance counselor? I have so many problems.
13. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
14. What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
15. Why can’t Monday lift Saturday? It’s a weak day.
16. What did the policeman say to the belly button? You’re under a vest.
17. What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!
18. Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
19. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
20. I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!
21. What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen.
22. What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
23. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
24. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
25. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
26. Where should you go if you want to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school.
27. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
28. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
29. Where should you go if you want to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school.
30. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
31. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
32. You know what happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
33. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came completely out of the purple.
34. I used to hate facial hair… But then it grew on me.
35. I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust
36. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
37. Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
38. Geologists rock, but don’t take them for granite.
39. Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick or treating? He didn’t have the guts.
40. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

Puns About Specific Types of Headaches

Not all headaches are created equal. There are tension headaches, migraines, cluster headaches… each with its own unique brand of misery. These puns cater to the nuances of different head pains.

These are some specific puns crafted with a particular kind of ache in mind:

1. I had a really painful sinus infection. It was knotty.
2. A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control her pupils.
3. Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.
4. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know which came first.
5. What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso.
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
7. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
8. Why did the coffee go to the police? It got mugged.
9. Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him what happened. He said, “I’ve lost the words to describe it.”
10. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
11. I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
12. A man just got arrested for pouring milk all over the road, they said that he was dairy to do it.
13. I can’t think of a good joke right now. I need a moment to ponder.
14. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came completely out of the purple.
15. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
16. I’ve been fired from the candle factory for setting fire to the place.
17. You’re so punny!
18. I am a huge fan of whiteboards. I find them re-markable.
19. I used to hate facial hair… But then it grew on me.
20. I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust
21. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
22. Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
23. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came completely out of the purple.
24. Geologists rock, but don’t take them for granite.
25. Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick or treating? He didn’t have the guts.
26. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
27. I just got fired from my job at the bank. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
28. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
29. I’m terrible at golf. I can never seem to get out of the rough.
30. Don’t worry if you get a flat tire. At least you got one.
31. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
32. What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
33. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybee.
34. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
35. A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.
36. I tried to catch some fog yesterday. Mist.

Jokes About Seeking Relief From Headache

“I need relief, and I need it now!” That’s the mantra of every headache sufferer. These jokes explore the desperate measures we take (or contemplate taking) to find sweet, sweet relief.

Here are some jokes about seeking relief from headaches:

1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
2. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
3. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
4. Why did the traffic light turn red? You’d slow down if you saw him too.
5. A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
7. What shirt should you wear to a tea party? A t-shirt.
8. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
9. People are shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician.
10. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
11. I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
12. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
13. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
14. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
15. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
16. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
17. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
18. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
19. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary and she said, “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” So I suggested the kitchen.
20. I have a stepladder because my real ladder ran away from home.
21. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came completely out of the purple.
22. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
23. I’ve been fired from the candle factory for setting fire to the place.
24. You’re so punny!
25. I am a huge fan of whiteboards. I find them re-markable.
26. I used to hate facial hair… But then it grew on me.
27. I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust
28. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
29. Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
30. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came completely out of the purple.
31. Geologists rock, but don’t take them for granite.
32. Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick or treating? He didn’t have the guts.
33. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
34. I just got fired from my job at the bank. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
35. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
36. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
37. I just got fired from my job at the bank. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
38. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
39. I’m terrible at golf. I can never seem to get out of the rough.
40. Don’t worry if you get a flat tire. At least you got one.

Funny Observations About Headaches

Sometimes, the humor comes from simply acknowledging the absurd reality of headaches: how they seem to strike at the worst possible time, or how they make us behave in strange ways.

Here are some observations about headaches:

1. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
2. Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him what happened. He said, “I’ve lost the words to describe it.”
3. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
4. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
5. I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
6. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
7. I can’t think of a good joke right now. I need a moment to ponder.
8. What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso.
9. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came completely out of the purple.
10. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
11. I’ve been fired from the candle factory for setting fire to the place.
12. You’re so punny!
13. What is an avocado’s favorite room in the house? The living room!
14. I used to hate facial hair… But then it grew on me.
15. I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust
16. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
17. I’m terrible at golf. I can never seem to get out of the rough.
18. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came completely out of the purple.
19. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
20. I just got fired from my job at the bank. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
21. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
22. I just got fired from my job at the bank. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
23. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
24. Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick or treating? He didn’t have the guts.
25. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
26. I just got fired from my job at the bank. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
27. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
28. I’m terrible at golf. I can never seem to get out of the rough.
29. Don’t worry if you get a flat tire. At least you got one.
30. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
31. What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
32. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybee.
33. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
34. A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.
35. I tried to catch some fog yesterday. Mist.
36. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
37. Why did the coffee go to the police? It got mugged.
38. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream.
39. A man runs into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
40. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Jokes About Brain Freeze Headaches

Those ice cream headaches are a certain flavor of pain. Here are some jokes about them.

Laughs to cure those chilly head pains.

1. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
2. Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him what happened. He said, “I’ve lost the words to describe it.”
3. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
4. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
5. I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
6. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
7. I can’t think of a good joke right now. I need a moment to ponder.
8. What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso.
9. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came completely out of the purple.
10. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
11. I’ve been fired from the candle factory for setting fire to the place.
12. You’re so punny!
13. What is an avocado’s favorite room in the house? The living room!
14. I used to hate facial hair… But then it grew on me.
15. I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust
16. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
17. I’m terrible at golf. I can never seem to get out of the rough.
18. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came completely out of the purple.
19. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
20. I just got fired from my job at the bank. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
21. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
22. I just got fired from my job at the bank. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
23. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
24. Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick or treating? He didn’t have the guts.
25. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
26. I just got fired from my job at the bank. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
27. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
28. I’m terrible at golf. I can never seem to get out of the rough.
29. Don’t worry if you get a flat tire. At least you got one.
30. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
31. What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
32. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybee.
33. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
34. A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.
35. I tried to catch some fog yesterday. Mist.
36. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
37. Why did the coffee go to the police? It got mugged.
38. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream.
39. A man runs into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
40. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Jokes About Headaches That Make You Think Too Hard

These jokes are less about the pain and more about the mental fog that often accompanies a headache. Prepare for some brain-bending humor.

Headaches and mental fog just got a lot more funny together.

1. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
4. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
9. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
10. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
11. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? He wanted to visit Pluto.
12. What did the math book say to the guidance counselor? I have so many problems.
13. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
14. What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
15. Why can’t Monday lift Saturday? It’s a weak day.
16. What did the policeman say to the belly button? You’re under a vest.
17. What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!
18. Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
19. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
20. I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!
21. What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen.
22. What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
23. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
24. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
25. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
26. Where should you go if you want to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school.
27. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
28. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
29. Where should you go if you want to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school.
30. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
31. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
32. You know what happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
33. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came completely out of the purple.
34. I used to hate facial hair… But then it grew on me.
35. I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust
36. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
37. Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
38. Geologists rock, but don’t take them for granite.
39. Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick or treating? He didn’t have the guts.
40. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

FAQ: Headache Humor & Reality

Let’s tackle some common questions about headaches, combining a bit of seriousness with our lighthearted approach:

Conclusion: Don’t Lose Your Head, Keep Laughing

Headaches are a pain, literally. While a joke won’t magically cure a migraine, hopefully, this collection of puns and funny observations has provided a welcome distraction. Remember, laughter can be a powerful (and free!) medicine – even if it just gives you a temporary respite from the pounding. So, the next time your head is throbbing, come back and revisit these jokes. Or better yet, share them with a friend who understands the struggle. Just don’t laugh too hard.