Here’s a fun fact about the fusion of faith and humor: Calvinist puns! You might think doctrines like predestination and the sovereignty of God leave little room for laughs, but a closer look reveals a treasure trove of witty wordplay.

Predestined Puns

The concept of predestination—the belief that God has already decided who will be saved—is central to Calvinist thought. It’s ripe for puns, offering endless opportunities for linguistic twists that explore fate, choice, and divine will. Let’s explore!

Dive into these puns that playfully ponder the pre-ordained.

  1. I knew I’d enjoy these puns, it was predestined!
  2. Why did the Calvinist cross the road? Because God already planned it.
  3. My Calvinist friend always wins at poker. He says it’s predestined to be his chips.
  4. What do you call a Calvinist psychic? Always right, according to plan.
  5. Why did the Calvinist get a tattoo? He said it was part of God’s eternal decree.
  6. I tried to argue with a Calvinist about free will, but he said it was already decided I would lose.
  7. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite type of music? Anything pre-composed.
  8. Why don’t Calvinists gamble? They already know if they’ll win.
  9. A Calvinist and an atheist walk into a bar. The Calvinist says, “This was completely expected.”
  10. Why was the Calvinist so calm during the storm? He knew it was all part of God’s sovereign plan.
  11. What did the Calvinist say when he won the lottery? “Predestination is a beautiful thing!”
  12. Why did the Calvinist start a garden? He knew exactly what would grow.
  13. A Calvinist fell off a ladder. He said, “It was always meant to be.”
  14. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite movie? The Book of Life (because the ending is already written).
  15. Why did the Calvinist join a chess club? To prove predestination works.
  16. My Calvinist friend makes prophetic statements only. He says everyone is predestined to hear him.
  17. What’s a Calvinist’s least favorite game? Chance.
  18. Why did the Calvinist not study for the test? Because his grade was predetermined!
  19. What did the Calvinist say about his success? “I was set up to win!”
  20. How did the Calvinist know exactly when the pizza was going to arrive? Predestination, of course!
  21. A Calvinist went to the movie theater, he then said the movies are already predestined to play out a certain way!
  22. You know, the way the world works is a beautiful example of predestination and the will of God.
  23. The glass was already broken when I got here, predestination is crazy nowadays.
  24. I knew I would be hungry when I woke up, silly predestination!
  25. Why was the Calvinist always prepared? Because everything was planned ahead of ’em.
  26. It wasn’t really luck if I won the contest, just predestination.
  27. Why was the Calvinist so good at interviews? He knew what questions he would be asked.
  28. What did the Calvinist say on his wedding day? “I’m going to love this woman because I was predestined to do so!”
  29. I was born to be a baker, silly predestination!
  30. Why should I try to beat the game? I’m just going to lose, predestination dictates it!
  31. I just stepped on an ant, my bad, that was God’s predestination, I guess?
  32. What does the Calvinist always say after a long day? “My day was full of trials, it’s predestined.”
  33. Why does the Calvinist always wear the same shirt? He says he saw it in his dreams and it was predestined.
  34. It was predestined for my bike to have a flat tire, wasn’t it.
  35. I was predestined to work at Walmart but here I am at Google.
  36. What I’m going to say might not be predestined, here goes: I think you’re a pretty good boy.
  37. He was predestined to be the biggest loser in the world so he studied hard and ended up being the best.
  38. Why did the Calvinist not panic when they lost their job? They knew something better was predestined to happen.
  39. What did the Calvinist say when their food order was wrong? “Well, I guess this is what I was supposed to get.”
  40. Why did the Calvinist bring an umbrella despite no rain in the forecast? “Because it’s predestined to rain!”
  41. What did the Calvinist say when they missed the bus? “It wasn’t my time!”
  42. Why was the Calvinist unfazed by the roller coaster? “My stomach ache was totally predestined.”

Sovereignty Puns

God’s sovereignty—His complete and supreme authority over everything—is another core belief in Calvinism. It implies that nothing happens outside of His control or permission so let’s explore that with puns.

The puns below illustrate how even serious theological concepts can be approached with humor.

  1. Why don’t Calvinists play hide-and-seek with God? Because He’s sovereign, duh!
  2. What did the Calvinist say to the rebellious coffee maker? “You’re not the boss of me, God is!”
  3. A Calvinist’s GPS always gives the same direction: “Follow God’s sovereign path, it’s the only way.”
  4. Why did the Calvinist start a band? They wanted to explore God’s sovereign sound.
  5. How does a Calvinist resolve conflicts? By remembering God is sovereign over all outcomes.
  6. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite type of government? Theocracy, obviously!
  7. Why don’t Calvinists worry about the weather? Because God is in control of every raindrop.
  8. What do you call a Calvinist leader? A Sovereign Shepherd.
  9. Why did the Calvinist open a bakery? They kneaded to acknowledge God’s control.
  10. A Calvinist went skydiving without a parachute. He trusted in God’s sovereignty.
  11. Why was the Calvinist calm during the earthquake? He knew God was shaking things up for a reason.
  12. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite movie genre? Anything divinely directed.
  13. Why did the Calvinist start a garden? To see God’s sovereignty in bloom.
  14. What do you call a Calvinist who loves board games? A sovereign strategist.
  15. Why did the Calvinist feel comfortable in the desert? Because God reigns everywhere.
  16. My teacher showed me how God is sovereign but I failed the test because all answers were “god”.
  17. I was feeling down until they told me that God is still sovereign, so now I’m happy!
  18. Why was the Calvinist on top of everyone when the ball dropped? It was a sovereign experience!
  19. What did the Calvinist say to the store clerk when he didn’t understand how to scan an item? “God is sovereign!”
  20. Sovereignty is a big word, but I’m sovereign over my own mind, because God is sovereign, too.
  21. Why was the Calvinist so happy when he heard the news? He was so happy knowing that God is in control.
  22. To be or not to be, if God is in control, that is the question of sovereignty.
  23. I want you to know that the man who runs the nation is a sovereign of God.
  24. What is the number one thing that the Calvinist puts on his resume? He is a man of God’s sovereignty.
  25. There is no such thing as good luck when the sovereign God decides one’s fate.
  26. Why does the Calvinist have very little faith in his own abilities? Because God is sovereign.
  27. Is someone else the best in the world, or is God sovereign?
  28. I wish one day people will learn that God is still sovereign in this world.
  29. What does the Calvinist say every morning when he wakes up? God is still sovereign.
  30. Everyone in the world is going crazy over the recent game show, but the Calvinists know and will rest in peace knowing that God is sovereign.
  31. Why did the Calvinist always smile and wave at the camera? Because God is sovereign!
  32. The Calvinist knew life wasn’t fair but had a good rest knowing that God is in control.
  33. Even though I’m dying, the Calvinist still prays that the sovereign God decides my fate.
  34. With God as the sovereign, all things are possible for the Calvinist.
  35. What did the Calvinist say about death? God has sovereignty over life and death!
  36. What goes up must come down, according to the Calvinist’s sovereign God.
  37. What does the Calvinist always wear to the music concert? His God is sovereign t-shirt!
  38. I love God, and I know he has control of the world because he is sovereign.
  39. What is the first thing the Calvinist teaches his children to do once they wake up? Give thanks to the sovereign God!
  40. The Calvinist knew he would fail with his work so he begged the sovereign God for help.
  41. Why wasn’t the Calvinist worried about his plane crashing? Because God is still the sovereign in the skies!
  42. You know you are a Calvinist when you know God is sovereign is everything!

TULIP Puns

TULIP is an acronym that summarizes the five points of Calvinism: Total Depravity, Unconditional Election, Limited Atonement, Irresistible Grace, and Perseverance of the Saints. This acronym itself is a fantastic source of puns!

These puns will help you see the lighter side of Reformed theology!

  1. Why did the Calvinist bring flowers to church? To show his appreciation for TULIP!
  2. What did the Calvinist say about his garden? “It’s a testament to TULIP.”
  3. A Calvinist’s favorite flower arrangement is, of course, TULIP-centric.
  4. Why did the Calvinist name his five kids after TULIP? Because it’s a beautiful summary of faith.
  5. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite season? Whenever the TULIPs are in bloom.
  6. Why did the Calvinist write a poem about TULIP? It’s inspiring!
  7. How does a Calvinist remember the five points? Through the beauty of TULIP.
  8. What do you call a Calvinist who loves botany? A TULIP enthusiast.
  9. Why did the Calvinist choose TULIP as their password? It’s secure and meaningful!
  10. A Calvinist named their pet after TULIP. It was a very theological dog.
  11. Why did the Calvinist paint a TULIP on their house? As a declaration of faith.
  12. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite thing to plant? You’re guaranteed to guess correctly: TULIPs.
  13. Why did the Calvinist start a flower shop? To spread the message of TULIP.
  14. What do you call a Calvinist who sells flowers? A TULIP vendor.
  15. Why did the Calvinist decorate the church with TULIPs? To remind everyone of God’s grace.
  16. I love tulips and God, so I must be Calvinist, lol!
  17. Don’t be salty, join our tulip club and learn the way of God!
  18. When I look into your eyes I think of tulips. Maybe I am just too deep into the Calvinism.
  19. “Look at my tulip tattoo, does it look well?” the Calvinist asked.
  20. I was planting tulips when I came across a Calvinist.
  21. When did the Calvinist know that tulips were his sign of God? Since 2015.
  22. You wanna know what’s better than roses? Tulips, according to the Calvinist.
  23. Tulips. Beautiful, isn’t it? That’s Calvinism for you.
  24. You know you are a Calvinist if you wear a tulip on your head walking down the street.
  25. What did the Calvinist say when the tulips grew? “Wow I love the tulips!”
  26. The thing about tulip is that they stay forever, God is forever, Calvinism and tulips are forever! Get it?
  27. My mother is a hard working tulip gardener thanks to Calvinism.
  28. Tulip is a new trend because the way of God and Calvin is the one and true one.
  29. The Calvinist got a tulip tattoo when she beat cancer.
  30. Why did the Calvinist get mad when he didn’t pick tulips from the garden? Because he worships it.
  31. Tulips make everything okay in the world, that’s probably what Calvin would tell me.
  32. I had a bad dream about tulips coming after me and sucking my blood, maybe God is telling me something!
  33. Why did the Calvinist decide to plant tulips around the house? Because tulips are the flower of God.
  34. “Stop picking tulips, they can’t breathe!” Said the Calvinist in despair.
  35. Tulips aren’t my favorite flower but they are when I remember that they represent God!
  36. What is the Calvinist’s last request? To be thrown to a garden of tulips!
  37. You get a tulip bouquet when you sign up for Calvinism!
  38. What is the Calvinist’s favorite tulip? Darwin hybrid tulip!
  39. Tulips are just another expression of God’s love and beauty in the world, according to Calvinism.
  40. Why do tulips represent Calvinism? Because each petal reminds the Calvinist about God!
  41. What did the Calvinist say when the tulip bouquet started to drop petals? “God’s test!”
  42. What would the Calvinist chose? $100 or a field with tulips? A field with tulips!

Depravity Puns

Total Depravity, sometimes called “radical corruption,” asserts that sin has affected all aspects of humanity, making us unable to do good on our own.

These depraved puns will surely get a chuckle.

  1. Why did the Calvinist feel so bad? He was aware of his total depravity.
  2. What did the Calvinist say to the mirror? “I need God’s grace to overcome my depravity.”
  3. A Calvinist always carries a reminder of their total depravity with them, just in case.
  4. What’s a Calvinist’s least favorite activity? Indulging in depraved behavior.
  5. How does a Calvinist fight temptation? By remembering their total depravity and need for God.
  6. What’s a Calvinist’s advice for overcoming sin? Acknowledge your depravity and seek God.
  7. Why was the Calvinist so honest? He knew his depravity made him untrustworthy on his own.
  8. What’s a Calvinist’s least favorite part of the human condition? Total depravity.
  9. A Calvinist avoids situations that might reveal the extent of their depravity.
  10. How does a Calvinist handle pride? By remembering their total depravity and dependence on grace.
  11. Why did the Calvinist always confess his sins? He knew his depravity was always at work.
  12. What’s a Calvinist’s definition of humility? Acknowledging one’s total depravity.
  13. Why did the Calvinist join a prayer group? To combat the effects of total depravity.
  14. What do you call a Calvinist struggling with sin? A depraved individual seeking grace.
  15. Why did the Calvinist constantly seek forgiveness? To heal the scars of depravity.
  16. I hate depravity, I love ice cream. Wait, those are two different things, aren’t they?
  17. I’m afraid of depravity, I hope that those people don’t break into my house at night.
  18. If depravity knocked on your door how would you react? I would probably be scared and hide.
  19. What is the Calvinist’s worst fear? Depravity in society.
  20. I don’t like going to the city due to the amount of depravity there is.
  21. The news is always on due to how much depravity there is in the world.
  22. My grandma always reminds me to stay away from dark places as depravity likes to linger there.
  23. What is the Calvinist always preaching people to stay away from? Depravity!!
  24. The story of depravity is an endless one in the world we live in.
  25. I would never tell anyone that I am a Calvinist, I’d never want to look depraved for it!
  26. I’m just kidding, Calvinists are very kind people and are not depraved.
  27. Why do Calvinists know where not to tread? Because they want to stay away from depravity.
  28. My sister became a Nun because of her fear of depravity.
  29. What is the best way to stay away from depravity in God’s eyes? Pray and read the Bible.
  30. Why did the Calvinist always leave the party early? He was scared of things getting depraved!
  31. Every Calvinist knows the dangers of falling to depravity in this world.
  32. The Calvinist constantly battles his own depravity every day of his life, but keeps ongoing.
  33. What does the Calvinist always say when he hears something bad? “That’s due to the depravity in the world.”
  34. What do Calvinists always recommend people to stay away from? Bad influences and places, due to depravity.
  35. I love the Calvinist way of life, but everything about depravity is so confusing.
  36. The opposite of depravity is sanctity, which is what Calvinist preach.
  37. Why was the Calvinist always scared of making a mistake? Because of fear of depravity.
  38. What does the Calvinist do when he sees the effects of depravity? He starts to pray.
  39. I was living in depravity until I saw the way of Calvin and God.
  40. The Calvinist’s greatest concern is depravity in this fast paced world.
  41. What do you call a Calvinist who has fully fallen into depravity? You can’t, because they are no longer Calvinists.
  42. Why was the Calvinist so sad? Because his parents were living in depravity.

Election Puns

Unconditional Election means God chooses who will be saved based solely on His will, not on anything He foresees in them or their actions.

Here are a few “elect”-rifying puns!

  1. Why did the Calvinist feel so special? He believed he was part of the elect!
  2. What did the Calvinist say when chosen for a project group? “I’m honored to be elected!”
  3. A Calvinist always assumes they are on the winning team, because they are elect.
  4. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite type of decision? One that involves being elected.
  5. How does a Calvinist handle not getting picked? By trusting in God’s electoral plan.
  6. What’s a Calvinist’s campaign slogan? “Vote for me; it’s already been elected!”
  7. Why was the Calvinist so confident? He knew he was chosen from the start.
  8. What is a Calvinist always ready for? To be chosen for the Hall of Fame.
  9. A Calvinist is always ready to be elected at the next community service.
  10. How does a Calvinist react to being complimented? By sharing grace with others.
  11. Why did the Calvinist feel blessed? He considered himself part of God’s elected few.
  12. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite position on the board? The elected position!
  13. Why did only people in the elected class get snacks? Because they had the most amount of virtue.
  14. What do you call students who were elected to school? The popular.
  15. What did the Calvinist say when he won the election? “It was already in God’s plan!”
  16. What does the election determine for the Calvinist? Who needs the most help!
  17. I love being elected to the Board as I can help the community.
  18. I was talking with a friend the other day and it came to me about the election.
  19. Elections are very fair and I always want to vote in the election.
  20. What did the Calvinist get when he voted in the election? A sticker!
  21. What does the Calvinist tell his kids about the election? It is very important to vote!
  22. What political party does the Calvinist like to join during the election? Any party that God’s leading.
  23. “I was talking about the election, not the way of God!” a Calvinist said to me.
  24. The election is almost over so it is time to vote!
  25. You would know that the Calvinists love getting elected to the House because God is in their heart!
  26. A Calvinist is a true man if you trust him to be elected.
  27. Why did the Calvinist trust to be elected? Because God led him!
  28. What is the Calvinist the biggest advocate for? Everyone can be elected to God!
  29. Why does the Calvinist like to always take on the role of being elected? He loves to help everyone!
  30. What is the Calvinist going to do after being elected? He is going to love everyone!
  31. Even if non-Calvinists don’t believe in God, it is very helpful to elect them because they want to lead the community’s needs!
  32. If the Calvinist gets elected, he gives a long sermon about God instead of thanking all his voters.
  33. What happens if one of the Calvinists doesn’t get elected? They start to question God.
  34. Even if he wasn’t elected, the Calvinist thanks everyone and still helps serve the community.
  35. What does the Calvinist do when he is elected? He starts to cry and thanks God.
  36. God is watching over us so it doesn’t matter whether or not we elect a Calvinist, he will still be there for all!
  37. I was elected to take on the role as a leader of the camp because I know I can do my job.
  38. Electing is everything in the world, so make sure to go out and do so!
  39. If I was a Calvinist I would be so happy if I was elected to the Hall of Fame.
  40. Always trust that the person you elected will do his job!
  41. What quality do you need to have to be elected in the community? Integrity!!
  42. Why did the Calvinist take a day off? He was getting elected for his hard work!

Atonement Puns

Limited Atonement states that Jesus died only for the elect, those God has chosen to save.

Let’s delve into some atonement-themed puns.

  1. Why did the Calvinist only get a “limited” edition? Because of limited atonement
  2. What did the Calvinist say to the cashier? “I only have a limited atonement of cash.”
  3. A Calvinist always tries to limit his atonement, it’s the way to be!
  4. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite type of saving? Limited atonement!
  5. How does a Calvinist handle an unlimited buffet? By practicing limited atonement.
  6. What’s a Calvinist’s strategy at the grocery store? Buying only what’s necessary for atonement.
  7. Why was the Calvinist’s wallet so thin? Only limited atonement spending.
  8. What is Calvinist’s favorite way to budget things? Through atonement of the things they need.
  9. The money I have is definitely atonement as compared to what Bill Gates has saved.
  10. How does a Calvinist decide which things to buy? Through atonement of things they need but don’t want.
  11. Why did the Calvinist feel restricted? He thought this life was one of limited atonement.
  12. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite type of shopping? Online with limited atonement.
  13. Why did the Calvinist stop eating? He was practicing limited atonement.
  14. What do you call a Calvinist who knows when to limit himself? Someone who will be happy one day.
  15. Why did the Calvinist start a diet? To practice limited atonement.
  16. To be fair with the Calvinist there are many people out there who are not a big fan of atonement either.
  17. Why did you only get a limited amount of French Fries? This is outrageous!!
  18. God’s atonement is limited only to those who believe in Him.
  19. What did the Calvinist get as a gift? Limited atonement!!!
  20. Does the limited atonement only apply to Calvinists or God in general?
  21. What has God given me? Unfortunately, limited atonement.
  22. How do you know if a Calvinist is around? He likes the concept of limited atonement.
  23. Why are things in the world limited to some people? Limited atonement of course!
  24. Always give out your items, unless it has something to do with limited atonement!
  25. “God always wants us to atone more, he doesn’t want us being limited!”
  26. One day people will stop being limited in this world, it’s just atonement.
  27. Does the Calvinist like to have his own individuality or limited atonement?
  28. Every Calvinist doesn’t like thinking that he has a limited amount of atonement.
  29. What doesn’t the Calvinist like about being limited to his atonement? He wants infinity!
  30. A Calvinist got very angry because he knew he had a limited amount of atonement.
  31. Why did the Calvinist hate getting only three wishes when he rubbed the lamp? Due to limited number of atonement.
  32. Limiting atonement can be good and bad for the Calvinist.
  33. What did Thanos say to the Calvinist? I want to wipe away half the entire world due to the limited atonement.
  34. Did you limit atonement or were born with limited atonement? Those are the questions.
  35. The world only has limited to atonement, there is no need to spread the same things to everyone.
  36. Do Calvinists believe in the concept of free will or do they believe things are all limited to atonement?
  37. One thing that’s not limited, according to Calvinism, is that when you die you will go to Heaven!
  38. What is the Calvinist most afraid of limiting himself to? God’s atonement and love.
  39. Would you rather have limited atonement but live in a world where everyone loves you?
  40. If there was no limited atonement, the Calvinists would give everything equal to everyone.
  41. What did the Calvinist do when he got limited to the country for work? Leave for God!
  42. I believe in God’s atonement because it means I am not alone!

Grace Puns

Irresistible Grace suggests that when God calls someone to salvation, that person cannot resist the call; God’s grace will inevitably lead them to faith.

These puns about God’s grace are irresistible.

  1. Why did the Calvinist never give up? Because he believed in irresistible grace.
  2. What did the Calvinist say to the stubborn mule? “Even you can’t resist God’s grace!”
  3. A Calvinist always attributes their successes to God’s irresistible grace.
  4. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite type of attraction? The irresistible kind.
  5. How does a Calvinist handle temptation? By relying on God’s irresistible grace.
  6. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite force of nature? Irresistible Grace!
  7. Why was the Calvinist so confident in his faith? Irresistible grace.
  8. How does a Calvinist explain a change of heart? Through the power of irresistible grace.
  9. You can’t give a Calvinist chocolate because if he gets it he just can’t resist it.
  10. How does a Calvinist attract his husband? Through irresistible grace!!!
  11. Why did the Calvinist always feel drawn to God? Due to His irresistible grace.
  12. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite supernatural ability? Irresistible grace and attraction to God..
  13. Why did the Calvinist start a support group? To share experiences of irresistible grace.
  14. What do you call a Calvinist who helps others find faith? A beacon of irresistible grace.
  15. Why did it take only one session for the Calvinist to change his life? The man had irresistible grace.
  16. Why would you give the Calvinist a candy bar? If you do the god will just have irresistible grace all over you!
  17. How do you know if the Calvinist is in your presence? The irresistible grace!
  18. God’s irresistible grace can lead you to a peaceful and virtuous path.
  19. What did the Calvinist always say when he was surrounded by people? “Please, I have irresistible grace!”
  20. Does the Calvinist realize when he is being given irresistible grace? Of course!
  21. What will always change with God’s Irresistible Grace? Perspective!
  22. How is the irresistible Grace depicted in today’s world? Kindness in others.
  23. It will all fall into your hands, just like it did to the Calvinist, through irresistible Grace.
  24. The Calvinist was so grateful to be able to experience irresistible grace in the world.
  25. “You need to be more responsible,” the Calvinist remarked, “to embrace God’s irresistible grace!”
  26. What is the way to experience this grace? By taking action and praying to God to tell him what you want and what you need.
  27. What will happen when you get irreversible Grace? You will be gifted with peace.
  28. Why did the Calvinist not resist the grace from God? Because it was irresistible!
  29. Is it right to say that everyone has his own version of grace? Irresistible it is!
  30. The world is getting better and the Calvinists know that the irreversible Grace will never go away!
  31. All the Calvinist does is spread the word about irreversible Grace!
  32. The Calvinist always tells his family to give everyone irresistible Grace.
  33. What did the Calvinist say to his kids about grace? Give everyone irresistible Grace.
  34. “You are a terrible man, just get better and the Grace will gift you!” the Calvinist exclaimed.
  35. It’s good to always spread the word, but if the grace is irresistibly good then it is the most important thing!
  36. Give off Grace instead of anger/frustration so more people can see you as a virtuous human being.
  37. Why do they call it irresistible Grace? Because once it hits you you will never be bad.
  38. God’s grace is always by our side, just make sure you embrace the experience!
  39. Why was the Calvinist always happy and peaceful? He always received God’s irresistible grace during his life!
  40. If you follow God, you will find the path paved with irresistible grace!
  41. What did the Calvinist say when he helped old woman across the street? “That woman has irresistible grace.”
  42. Once you’re in the tunnel for so long, grace will always find a way to you!

Perseverance Puns

Perseverance of the Saints states that those whom God has called into communion with Himself will continue in faith until the end. They cannot lose their salvation.

Enjoy these persevering puns!

  1. Why did the Calvinist always finish the race? Because of the perseverance of the saints!
  2. What did the Calvinist say when facing a challenge? “I will persevere, it’s my saintly duty.”
  3. A Calvinist always sees every problem to the end, thanks to perseverance.
  4. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite virtue? Perseverance of the saints!
  5. How does a Calvinist handle setbacks? By trusting in the saints’ perseverance.
  6. What’s a Calvinist’s motto for hard times? “Keep persevering, it’s saintly!”
  7. Why was the Calvinist so determined? He had the perseverance of the saints.
  8. What is the Calvinist always willing to spread to other people? The perseverance to make it through!
  9. You get a Calvinist a difficult task and get him to spread the perseverance to other people!
  10. How does a Calvinist motivate himself? By emulating the perseverance of the saints.
  11. Why did the Calvinist start a marathon team? To encourage perseverance among believers.
  12. What’s a Calvinist’s favorite Biblical story? Any tale of saintly perseverance.
  13. Why did the Calvinist stay committed to his promises even after hardship? His perseverance!
  14. What do you call a Calvinist who never gives up? A persevering saint.
  15. Why did the Calvinist keep going even when things seemed hopeless? The saintly trait of perseverance.
  16. The Calvinist said that perseverance is the key to happiness.
  17. Why do the Calvinist say that perseverance comes from the heart?
  18. There is nothing else other than the perseverance to not getting the right answers.
  19. God gave me the Calvinist perseverance after all!
  20. The best thing about perseverance is the endless potential in succeeding and the Calvinists know.
  21. Why did the Calvinist start praying? He wanted to show perseverance to God!
  22. What is the most important thing to getting close to God? Persevering!
  23. Perseverance is always the key, according to the Calvinist, even if there are different beliefs on how there is a god.
  24. There needs to perseverance if you want to make it in the world, otherwise you will never make it!
  25. Let’s all make the vow right now to persevere no matter what happens!
  26. The Calvinist said that there is no perseverance, but God made him switch and spread to other.
  27. Being perseverance-made with the God, but why?
  28. Is it ethical to persevere the right way to make the next step to God’s steps?
  29. One of the most important lesson that teacher wants us to learn is perseverance and he is an Calvinists.
  30. The Calvinist has always been through my side and he tells me to persevere.
  31. Did every Calvinist always persevere in their life or were they just born with it?
  32. What is the significance of learning about perseverance? Never giving up in the face of a challenge.
  33. Even if the Calvinist has his own beliefs, he is still willing to persevere with our own.
  34. No matter what the Calvinist says, spread perseverance is better to giving more love.
  35. Is it better to be perseverance of the saints or to the spread love?
  36. Don’t be shy, or scared just have perseverance to it and the path will be open.
  37. The opposite of perseverance is lazy, so don’t be lazy or else God won’t come.
  38. What did the Calvinist give perseverance that was special? The perseverance to never be lazy!
  39. The Calvinist always tell perseverance is the best way to getting close and close in one step with GOD.
  40. The god to all religions are persevering to the world, not just Calvinists!
  41. Why does the Calvinist have to be so good at perseverance? God rewards!
  42. The world won’t be this place without us persevering but you also have to have fun on the way.

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