Camels: the ships of the desert, the humped heroes of arid landscapes, and now, the stars of some seriously silly jokes. If you’re looking for a laugh that’s a little bit dry (much like a camel’s habitat!), you’ve come to the right place. Get ready to explore a sandy landscape of puns, one hump at a time!

Camel Puns About Their Humps

Let’s face it, the hump is the most iconic part of a camel. It’s also ripe for comedic potential! We are going to explore some of the hilarious things you can say about these unique features that help camels survive in the harshest conditions.

  1. Why did the camel get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field…of humps!
  2. Camel: “Doctor, I think I have a problem with my hump.” Doctor: “I’m sorry, I don’t deal with hump-backed issues.”
  3. What do you call a camel with no humps? Hump-less!
  4. Why was the camel feeling down? He had a hump day slump!
  5. What’s a camel’s favorite kind of music? Hump rock!
  6. I tried to give my camel a makeover, but he just hump-hed and said no.
  7. What do you call a camel with two missing humps? De-hump-itated!
  8. What does a camel use to disguise itself? A hump-back disguise!
  9. What’s the difference between a clumsy person and a camel? A clumsy person is a klutz, a camel is a hump-ty dumpty!
  10. Why did the camel cross the road? To prove he wasn’t just a hump of trouble!
  11. I told my camel a joke about building, he said it sounds like a ‘hump’-rovement!
  12. I gave my camel a back massage, he said “Ah, that hits the ‘hump’spot!”
  13. What did the camel say when it was carrying a heavy load? “I’m really ‘hump’ing with this!”
  14. What kind of bread is a camel’s favorite? Hump-ernickel!
  15. I named my camel Wednesday because it gets me over the hump.
  16. Why are camels bad gamblers? They always go all-in for the hump sum.
  17. Two camels walking through sand, one turns and says “I sure could use a drink.” The other one says “I don’t know why. You’ve got two canteens [seen] on your back.”
  18. Why did the camel start collecting coins in the desert? He was saving up for a new hump.
  19. I asked my camel if he was hungry and he said ‘I could eat a hump-kin pie’
  20. My camel’s on a diet, he only eats ‘hump’-kin seeds throughout the day.
  21. A camel can survive days without water, so you could say it’s a ‘hump’-rove survivor!
  22. The camel’s favourite dance at the club is the Hump.
  23. I hate it when my camel steals my gym equipment. Now I can’t do my hump curls.
  24. I wanted to train my camel in ballet, but it keeps hunching over because of it’s hump.
  25. I asked my camel if it found my jokes funny, he said ‘they get me over the hump!’
  26. My camel walks around with headphones all day, he loves hump hop music!
  27. The camel has an advantage in the race because he can travel distances. It’s a hump-rovement against the others.
  28. I was in the desert and saw a camel wearing a Christmas outfit. Now that’s a hump-bug!
  29. I tried painting my camel green, and the police shouted “You’re under a-hump-st!”
  30. The camel got out of a ticket as it was driving a hump-vee and the police officer was intimidated.
  31. The camel hates working nights as they have to work the hump guard.
  32. The camel loves shopping at the hump market, so cheap.
  33. Camel: “Do these stripes make my hump look big?”
  34. What did the camel say to the comedian? “‘Hump’ it up!”
  35. What do you call a lazy camel? A slow ‘hump’-ster.

“Desert” Themed Camel Jokes

Camels are synonymous with deserts, so naturally, some of the best camel jokes play on this arid association. These puns are sure to bring a bit of oasis-like humor to your day.

  1. What did the camel say at the oasis? “This is my kind of water hole!”
  2. What did the camel say to his friend, “Want to come dessert exploring with me?”
  3. Why did the camel go to anger management? Because he had a desert temper!
  4. Why do camels make bad comedians? Their jokes are always too dry.
  5. What do you call a camel in the desert? Probably thirsty!
  6. I told a camel a joke about the desert, but it didn’t get it, it was too arid for him!
  7. What’s a camel’s favorite dessert? Sand-wiches!
  8. What did the camel say to the mirage? “Are you real, or just a desert illusion?”
  9. What do you call a camel who always tells the truth in the desert? A sand honest camel.
  10. Why did the camel become a musician in the desert? Because he wanted to play some desert blues.
  11. Why do camels like the desert? Because of the sand-sational views!
  12. If you ever see a tired Camel in the desert, give it a can of red bull and say “desert-ly needed energy!”
  13. What did the camel say when he was thirsty in the desert, “I am always camel-ing for water.”
  14. When training my camel how to ride bikes in the desert, I had to tell him camel-ways be careful.
  15. What do you call a camel with no water in the desert? Camel-drought.
  16. Me and a camel started a restaurant in the desert. I told him that he camel-ways stay in the kitchen.
  17. What do you call a camel on a date in the desert? Just camel friends.
  18. You should always get a towel when going to the desert with a camel because they camel scratch.
  19. If you and a camel are ever traveling in the desert, wear high-vis so you camel-flage.
  20. What do you call a camel with a metal detector in the desert? Camel-seeking.
  21. I wanted to know how the camel survived in the desert, but I had to research it camel-self
  22. What’s the camels favourite season in the desert? Camel-Autumn
  23. Me and my camel went out to the desert, it keeps sand-boxing on me!
  24. The desert is a camels favorite place. How do I know? Sand’s the proof.
  25. The camel went to see the bank manager and said someone is forging camel-signatures.
  26. If you see a camel in the desert who’s a little nervous, remember to stay camel-m.
  27. What’s the camels favourite drink in the desert? Camel-Melon Juice.
  28. Why was the camel mad at the dessert? It felt desert-ed.
  29. A camel with the ability to camouflage? Sounds like a good desert storm trooper.
  30. How do you make a desert more funny? Tell a camel joke.
  31. The camel applied for a job at the desert airline. Lets hope he camels trough!
  32. What do you call a camel who loves the desert? A sand-sational camel!
  33. Why didn’t the camel like working as an accountant in the desert? He didn’t like working with sand paper.
  34. The Camel quit its job as a lifeguard in the dessert because it was burnt out.
  35. When playing hide and seek with a camel in the desert, just pray they don’t camel-flage!

Taking a ride on a camel can be a memorable experience, and these puns aim to make it a funny one too! Let’s see some jokes about camel riding.

  1. What did the camel say to the tourist? “Want to go for a ride? It’s on the hump-house!”
  2. Why did the camel stop during the ride? He needed a hump-rest!
  3. Why did the camel refuse to give a ride? “I only offer hump-free rides!”
  4. Why did the camel get lost during the ride? He went off the hump-ten path!
  5. What do you call a camel who gives bad rides? A hump-ty tour guide!
  6. I went on a camel ride, it was an up and down experience.
  7. What do camels listen to when giving people rides? Hump hop music.
  8. Never dare a camel to give a ride, they always camel-through.
  9. You should always give a camel a snack after it gave you a ride, it’s camel sense.
  10. The camel has it easy, its job is just giving rides. Talk about a camel life.
  11. The camel wants to start a taxi service, he’d call it the hump ride.
  12. You have to be careful riding on a camel, their bite is nasty but it’s hump-possible.
  13. Riding a camel is like being on a roller coaster with humps.
  14. What do you call great music when riding a camel? Hump beats.
  15. The camel wants to become a delivery driver, he’s already had experience with hump-loads.
  16. The camel will never take a ride on the bus, because it can just ride its hump.
  17. Did you know that the first camels that ever gave rides was the camel-ry.
  18. What do you call it when a camel gives you a ride for free? Hump-gency service.
  19. Some camels don’t trust new people riding on them, they’re camel-culating.
  20. How do you tell a camel it did a great job giving rides? Give it a hump five.
  21. The camel said to the man ‘my rides are like hump-cakes, they fly out the door!
  22. Some cowboys used horse, some used camels. They always had a great hump.
  23. What does a camel tell a person once they dismount the ride? You’ve been ‘hump-pressive!’
  24. The camel said it won’t give me a ride because it doesn’t trust anyone. I told it to camel-m down.
  25. The camel made a post about his rides and it became very hump-ular.
  26. What did the camel say after its ride on the rollercoaster? ‘That was hump-tastic!’
  27. My camel loves giving piggy back rides, he said its like hump-tastic!
  28. When a camel is happy giving rides, that makes me hump-y!
  29. The camel only agreed to the ride as they were running on hump-ty minutes sleep.
  30. Camels cant give good rides when in a bad mood, they say its because of their hump-eramental.
  31. My camel said they have to give me a ride because of the camel-mations I gave.
  32. The Camel asked why its rides weren’t popular, another camel said ‘it needs a hump-rade’
  33. Riding a camel is like being on a safari, you have to expect the hump-expected.
  34. The camel can’t join in the rally because its suffering from hump-son’s disease.
  35. Camel rides in the desert are like bread and butter, they always spread and sell out quick.

“Camel Behavior” Puns

Camels have unique behaviors. They’re known for their spitting, their gait, and their general camel-ness. These puns capitalize on those traits.

  1. Why did the camel spit? Because he couldn’t swallow his pride!
  2. Why did the camel argue with the cactus? He just wanted to clear the arid!
  3. What do you call a camel who gossips a lot? Hump-tious!
  4. Why did the camel break up with his girlfriend? He said she was too hump-bersome!
  5. Why was the camel always invited to parties? Because he always brought the hump-tertainment!
  6. I caught my camel acting up, it’s on camel-a!
  7. What the camels favorite place to train it’s behaviour? The camel-seum.
  8. Why does camel like to take photos in the desert, to capture the camel moments.
  9. Why does the camel eat sand? It likes camel-cium.
  10. What do you call a camel with bad breath? Camel-dor.
  11. What does a baby camel say to its mum? Camel-mama.
  12. Why are camels friends with fish? Because they share the camel-ot life.
  13. Why do camel’s make good footballers? Because they are good at camel-trolling.
  14. Why does the camel have a bad back, Camel-arthritis.
  15. What do you call a camel that likes to play football, camel-back.
  16. Why did the camel act up at the court, camel-practice.
  17. Stop acting like a camel. Can’t you camel-trol yourself?
  18. Always try to camel-memorate events, as time camel-apses!
  19. Why can’t a camel use a computer? They can’t Camel-trol the mouse.
  20. Are Camels real? Of course, Camel On!
  21. I never go to the Zoo without my camel with me, we have a camel-raderie.
  22. When I saw a camel get hurt, I asked how bad. He responded saying ‘it’s camel-tolic’
  23. What do you call a camel who can speak 2 languages? Camel-lingual
  24. Why do they say camels are like horses? Because they come from the camel-ry.
  25. How do you stop a camel from charging? Use the camel-culator.
  26. The camel keeps talking to strangers, it’s camel-municating.
  27. Im going to camel-plain to the manager!
  28. Where did the camel put the broken fridge? Camel-Dump!
  29. The camel wanted to get married, but it was camel-mitted.
  30. What does the camel say to the shop owner Camel-Excuse me!
  31. How do you make a camel rich? Camel-Millionaire!
  32. What stops a camel from seeing? Camel-Blind
  33. What happens when a camel goes mad? Camel-lactic!
  34. The camel wanted to become a lawyer so that it could Camel-Plain!
  35. What happened when the camel forgot to wash? Camel-Stink!

Let’s stretch our comedic legs and play with words that are simply related to camels, creating puns that are unexpectedly funny.

  1. What do you call a camel spy? A hump-oster!
  2. What do you call a camel who is a great painter? Leonardo DaHump-ci!
  3. I tried to teach my camel math, but he couldn’t get past hump-bers!
  4. Why did the camel go to space? He heard it was out of this world, hump-arable!
  5. What do you call a camel who’s a secret agent? Double-hump seven!
  6. What do you call a camel that loves cricket? A hump-ire!
  7. What do you call a camel that can disappear? Camel-Mage!
  8. What do you call a camel that can fly? Camel-Airways!
  9. What do you call a camel that delivers mail? Camel-Post!
  10. What do you call a camel that writes music? Camel-Composer!
  11. Why did the camel go to school, to get camel-ified.
  12. The camel that never listens is camel-deaf.
  13. I tried to give my camel some medicine, but it camel-fused.
  14. I told the camel a joke but it wasn’t camel-used.
  15. How can the camel become rich without working? It will camel-vest!
  16. I needed a camel to help me with my presentation, so now it’s camel-firmed.
  17. The camel loves to sit on his balcony and camel-template.
  18. The camel will never lie to you, he is camel-did.
  19. The camel can’t see what it needs, it needs camel-arification.
  20. I had a heated argument with the camel, there was camel-fliction.
  21. What does the camel like to eat inside a sandwich? Camel-Jam!
  22. How does a camel fix the toilet? Wields a camel-unger.
  23. What does a camel want to have for a career? Camel-Ottery Winner!
  24. What did the camel wear that looked great? Camel-Othes!
  25. What does a camel like to put on its lashes before going out? Camel-Scara!
  26. What does the camel like to put on his face? Camel-Up!
  27. What does a camel like to eat for afters? Camel-Pudding!
  28. What does a camel want to show you that it found? Camel-ook at that!
  29. What’s the first question a camel asks when out on a restaurant? Camel-ook at the menu!
  30. What does a camel like to have in its room? Camel-Anel
  31. What’s a camel’s favourite holiday? Camel-Mas

FAQs About Camels

Here are some frequently asked questions about camels:

Question Answer
How many types of camels are there? There are two main types of camels: Dromedary camels (one hump) and Bactrian camels (two humps).
What do camels eat? Camels are herbivores. They eat grasses, shrubs, and other desert vegetation.
How long can camels go without water? Camels can survive for up to two weeks without water, and even longer if it’s cold.
Where do camels typically live? Camels live in arid and semi-arid regions of the world, including North Africa, the Middle East, and Central Asia.
What is the purpose of a camel’s hump? The hump stores fat, which the camel can convert into energy and water when needed.
Are camels friendly animals? Camels can be friendly if they are treated well and trained properly. They are often used as riding animals and pack animals. However, they can spit when provoked.
Are camels good swimmers? No, camels are not known for being good swimmers. Their bodies aren’t naturally suited for swimming, and they might struggle in deep water.
How long do camels tend to live? Camel’s lifespan depends on the breed, Bactrian camels commonly can live upt o 50 years, while Dromedary camels can live up to 40 to 50 years.
Do camels only eat grass? Camels require a diet full of fibre in order to stay healthy, this could include, dry grass, shrubs, or thorny vegetation.
Do camels live in pack? Camel’s tend to live in pack, in the wild this is true. However, once Camel’s get Domisticated they prefer to stay solitary.

Conclusion

So there you have it – a veritable caravan of camel puns to tickle your funny bone! Whether you’re fascinated by their humps, intrigued by their desert survival skills, or just looking for a good laugh, camels offer a wealth of comedic material. Share these puns with your friends and family, and spread the hump-py humor! After all, a good joke is like an oasis in the desert of everyday life.

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