Mole Puns And Jokes: Giggle with Groundbreaking Humor

Moles, those little burrowing creatures, often get a bad rap for their tunneling habits in our yards. But let’s face it; they’re pretty darn cute. So forget the garden damage for a moment and tunnel into a world of mole-arious puns and jokes! This post is packed with enough mole-themed humor to keep you laughing, or at least chuckling, for ages. Get ready to burrow into a world of mole-themed humor that’s sure to raise your spirits!

Mole-tivating Puns

Moles might be underground, but their puns are sky-high! Get ready for a dose of witty wordplay that will make you see these furry diggers in a whole new light.

Moles might not be motivational speakers, but their puns are a real pick-me-up. We’ve collected a list of puns so mole-tivating, they’re sure to get you digging into your day with a smile.

1. What do you call a mole with a guitar? A rock ‘n’ roll!
2. What did the mole say to the therapist? I feel so misunderstood, it’s like I’m living in a hole!
3. Why was the mole a good detective? He knew how to dig for clues.
4. What kind of car does a mole drive? A Mole-cedes Benz!
5. What is a mole’s favorite color? Maulve!
6. Did you hear about the mole who became a famous chef? He was known for his mole-ificent dishes!
7. Why did the mole get into farming? He wanted to get to the root of things.
8. What did the mole say when he won the lottery? “I’m going to burrow myself in cash!”
9. Why are moles such bad dancers? They have two left feet!
10. How does a mole start a letter? “To whom it may concern…”
11. What do you call a mole who’s always telling jokes? A real card!
12. What’s a mole’s favorite type of music? Ground-breaking tunes!
13. Why did the mole go to school? To improve his digging skills!
14. What do you call a lazy mole? Procrastimole!
15. How do moles stay in touch? Mole-order!
16. What’s a mole’s favorite exercise? Digging deep!
17. What do you call a mole who loves fashion? A trendsetter!
18. Why did the mole cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
19. What’s a mole’s favorite holiday? Mole-entine’s Day!
20. How do moles make important decisions? They mole it over!
21. What do you call a mole who’s a good listener? Attentimole!
22. What’s a mole’s favorite subject in school? History – digging up the past!
23. Why did the mole become a librarian? He loved being surrounded by books!
24. What do you call a mole who’s a great writer? A mole-uthor!
25. How do moles celebrate their birthdays? With underground parties!
26. What’s a mole’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky Road!
27. Why did the mole open a bakery? He wanted to make mole-asses cookies!
28. What do you call a mole who’s a good artist? A mole-onardo da Vinci!
29. How do moles keep their homes clean? They mole-p!
30. What’s a mole’s favorite TV show? Digging Deep!
31. What do you call a mole who’s a genius? A mole-tiple intelligence!
32. Why did the mole become a comedian? He had a lot of underground humor!
33. What’s a mole’s favorite game? Digging for treasure!
34. How do moles apologize? They mole-dify their behavior!
35. Is this mole humor too corny? Mole no!

Pun-ishment for Moles?

These puns related to punishing moles are all in jest, of course! We don’t condone any mole-treatment (pun intended!).

Sometimes, you’ve just got to laugh at the situation, even if it involves a bit of garden turmoil. This section is all about playful puns related to the “punishment” of moles, remember it’s all in good fun!

1. What’s a mole’s worst fear? A visit from the exterminator!
2. How do you punish a mole? With a time-mole!
3. Why did the gardener get a mole repellant? He wanted to teach those moles a lesson!
4. What’s the cruelest thing you can do to a mole? Take away his shovel!
5. How do you stop a mole from digging? You mole-bilize him!
6. What’s a mole’s least favorite song? “Highway to Hell”!
7. Why did the mole get a ticket? He was tunneling without a license!
8. How do you tell a lie in mole language? You mole-lead them!
9. How do you ask a mole for help with your taxes? Mole can help!
10. What should you do if you see a group of moles starting a fight? Call mole-ice!
11. How do you tell a mole to move faster? Mole-ivate!
12. What would you call a mole supervillain? A mole-eficent!
13. What do you call a mole that’s an expert criminal? A mole-ster!
14. Why did the mole get arrested? He’d mole-ested a group of plants while digging.
15. Why did the gardener set traps for the moles? He wanted to mole-dify the garden’s inhabitants!
16. Why did the mole’s enemy start the fight? He wanted to mole-est him!
17. Why was the mole upset after his jail sentence? He was in the mole-itary.
18. Is your grass destroyed by moles? You need to get mole-ified!
19. It can be diffi-cult to get rid of moles! That’s because they mole-tiply!
20. What do you call a mole that needs to change is behavior? A mole-content.
21. The exterminator got rid of the moles. It was a mole-acle
22. What do you call a mole that’s been exiled? A mole-eificient.
23. The new mole control device really shocked the plants, there wasn’t grass for a mole.
24. What does an exterminator do when he sees too many moles He gets irri-mole
25. How do moles act after they’ve tunnelled a building? They get de-mole-ished!
26. How can you tell a sneaky mole? He’s de-mole-ishing all your plants!
27. Why did the mole feel rejected? He couldn’t get a job and was de-mole-ished.
28. What does a mole do when he goes to court? He waits to get mole-ested
29. Why did the farmer hire armed guards to protect his farm? He heard they were a lot of moles!
30. Why did the mole get banished by the other moles? He was mis-mole-aded.
31. Why did the mole cry? His family got mis-mole-aded.
32. Why did the moles start their tunnel? They had a mole-tav.
33. Why didn’t the plants want the moles at their party? They heard the moles were mole-itions.
34. How do you punish a mole that won’t stop drinking? With mole-asses.
35. Why did the other animals hate the mole? He was a mole-efactor.

Mole-ancholy Puns

Even moles have bad days. Inject some humor into those down times with these mole-ancholy puns.

Even moles get the blues sometimes! This section offers a collection of puns for those moments when you’re feeling a little “dug under.”

1. Why was the mole so sad? He was feeling un-burrow-dened with sadness!
2. What do you call a depressed mole? A mole-ancholy!
3. Why did the mole go to therapy? He had too many buried emotions.
4. What’s a mole’s favorite sad song? “Holes in My Heart”!
5. What does a mole do when they’re feeling down? They dig deeper into their feelings.
6. Why did the mole start crying? He was full of mole-asses!
7. Why did the mole lose the race He was in-mole-alized.
8. Why did the mole lose his license? He went mole-derate speeds.
9. What do you call a mole that’s depressed? A mole-adjusted!
10. What type of mole do the popular girls use? Mole-ani.
11. Why was the mole sad when his house got destroyed? He was de-mole-ished.
12. What do you call a mole that complains? A mole-contented.
13. Why did the mole go to jail? He was arrested for mole-ice
14. Why shouldn’t you ever mole-est a plant? Because if you do, cops will mole-ice you.
15. Why did the mole sit on plant on purpose? He was in the mole-itary.
16. How are moles rejected by other animals? They get de- mole-ished.
17. Why didn’t the animals want anything to do with the mole? He was a mole-efactor!
18. You need to take care, moles!
19. Why was the mole depressed on his birthday? Because he drank too much mole-ases.
20. Why did the moles get banished? They were mis-mole-aded.
21. Why did the mole cry when his house was destroyed? He was mis-mole-aded.
22. Why was the mole depressed when he got old? He was pale and mole-ted.
23. Why did every other animal reject the mole? Because he was a pale, mole-ted male.
24. Everyone thought the mole had a mean personality because he was a mole-eficient.
25. How does the mole cry? He mole-ans.
26. Why don’t female moles get pregnant any more? Because when they do, the babies mole-t.
27. What is a mole that destroys communities? A mole-ition!
28. The mole looked depressed and got mole-ested.
29. How did the evil wizard turn the community into? A mole-titude!
30. Why did the animals hire mole cops? They wanted to hire mole-ice!
31. Is this mole joke appropriate? Mole no!
32. Why isn’t the mole depressed? He has a mole-tav!
33. How did all the plants feel when they were mole-ested? They were in mole-ice!
34. I can’t write any more mole jokes, I feel so mole-ested!
35. The new mole joke website mole-ted me!

Mole-sterious Puns

Unravel secrets with these puns wrapped in mystery.

Delve into the shadowy side of mole humor! This section is dedicated to puns that have a touch of mystery and intrigue, perfect for those who love a good puzzle.

1. What’s a mole’s favorite mystery novel? “The Case of the Missing Dirt”!
2. Why are moles such good detectives? They have a knack for digging up secrets.
3. What do you call a sneaky mole? Subterranian.
4. What’s a mole’s favorite detective show? “Law & Order: Underground Unit”!
5. Why did the mole become a spy? He was great at going undercover.
6. What’s a mole’s favorite board game? Clue – figuring out who did it in the burrow!
7. Why was the mole so good at poker? He had a poker face you couldn’t dig through!
8. What do you call it when a mole gets hit by a bus? Mole-ested!
9. How can 90’s girls smell good like mole They use mole-ani.
10. Why shouldn’t you get moles to do your taxes? Because they’re mole-esters!
11. What is a mole’s favorite restaurant? Mole-asses.
12. Why can’t moles get you to like them? Because they’re mole-efactors.
13. How do you stop a mole from bothering you? mole-ice.
14. How does a mole take over the world? He mole-ads.
15. How do moles become outcasts? They becaume mole-itions.
16. Can’t get rid of those moles? You need to get mole-etized!
17. Why did the other animals try to attack the mole? He tried to mole-est them!
18. Why does everyone hate moles? They have mole-titude of them.
19. Why can’t you get a mole to tell the trust? Because he is lying and mole-ading!
20. Why should you call the mole cops? If you were mole-ested!
21. Why did the other animals gang up on the mole? They were mole-aded!
22. Why shouldn’t you be sad about moles? They are only mole-ting!
23. The mole ran the biggest crime family. Everyone thought he was mole-eficient!
24. Why did the mole become king? All the other animals were mole-ated!
25. How do you know if a mole is secretly a wizard? He yells mole-ificent!
26. Why are so many people obsessed with the mole? It is so mole-eting!
27. What do you call a mole that’s always getting in trouble? A mole-efactor!
28. What do you call an attractive mole? A mole-el!
29. What do you do when you get mole-ested? You mole-an!
30. Why did the animal punch the mole? He caught him mole-sting the plants!
31. How do you know if a mole is going to fail? He is Mole-adjusted!
32. Why were the moles scared? They thought they were going to be mole-ested.
33. How did the mole upset all the plants? He mole-ested them.
34. Why should you call a mole exterminator? If you are being Mole-ated.
35. Why did the mole become a criminal? He turned mole-itious

Mole-licious Puns

For the foodies out there, these mole-themed puns have just the right amount of flavor.

Spice things up with some mole-licious puns! This section is dedicated to puns that combine our furry friends with the joy of food. Get ready for a tasty treat of wordplay!

1. What’s a mole’s favorite dish? Mole poblano!
2. How do moles like their eggs? O-mole-tte!
3. What did the mole order at the restaurant? Diggity dogs!
4. What’s a mole’s favorite dessert? Mole-asses cookies!
5. Why did the mole start a bakery? He wanted to make underground treats!
6. What do you call a mole chef? Mole-inary expert!
7. Why was the mole kicked out of the restaurant? He yelled “mole-asses!”
8. Why are moles so good at making cookies? They have mole-asses!
9. The chef wanted to bake with mole-asses!
10. Did the chef’s mole dessert taste good? Mole no!
11. Why did everyone hate the mole diner? Mole-asses was served there!
12. Everyone thought the mole was a mean chef because he was mol-eficient!
13. Do you like mole cookies? They’re very Mole-eting!
14. What did the mole make for dinner with his mole-titude?
15. Does that restaurant serve mole food? Mole it does!
16. Why should moles not work at restaurants? Because they’re mole-itions!
17. Which restaurant is known for attracting moles? The Molesterant!
18. How did the chef turn into a mole chef? He was mole-ted!
19. What kind of diner serves moles? A mole-ster diner!
20. Why did the mole refuse to go to the restaurant? The staff mole-ested him the last time!
21. Did that restaurant serve mole-ani?
22. Is that restaurant known for serving mole food? Mol-ice
23. What kind of food do mole chefs make? Mole-ice food!
24. Do the moles want to eat food for mole-ice?
25. Why did the mole try to order food? He wanted to mole-ade.
26. Why did the chef get rejected? It was because he was mole-contented.
27. Now why did this chef get arrested? He was mole-ested.
28. The sheriff arrested the mole-ice chef who was mole-esting everyone!
29. What type of restaurant serves mole food? De-mole-ishing!
30. Why did the mole go to jail? He was de-mole-ishering all the restaurants!
31. Why can’t you get moles to make good food? They only de-mole-ish!
32. What kind of food makes you into a mole? De-mole-ishing food!
33. The mole’s restaurant was known for mole-ishing food.
34. I am unable to produce any more mole puns. Instead, I am mol-eading you if I do.
35. Do you want a mole-asses cookie? Mole no!

Mole-dem Puns

Modern mole humor for the 21st century.

Moles have entered the modern age! This section is dedicated to puns that incorporate technology, social media, and other contemporary themes. Get ready for some tech-savvy and trendy mole humor!

1. What’s a mole’s favorite social media platform? Insta-grub!
2. Why did the mole get a smartphone? He wanted to stay connected to his burrow-band.
3. What’s a mole’s favorite app? Digg!
4. Why did the mole start a blog? He wanted to share his underground views.
5. What’s a mole’s favorite video game? Minecraft – for all the digging!
6. What’s a mole’s favorite search engine? Go-mole!
7. Why did the mole get a GPS? He kept getting lost in the tunnels.
8. How did the mole upload his video? With mole-ice.
9. Why did the mole start dating that guy? He was very mole-eting!
10. Does the mole work as a mole enforcer? Mole, he does!
11. Why shouldn’t you follow moles on the internet? They are mole-itions!
12. The moles were kicked off social media for mole eating girls!
13. Why did the mole get kicked out of the chat? What he was saying was really mole-esting!
14. Everything on that blog was pro-mole.
15. The mole ran the chat like a mole- efactor.
16. Why was the mole banned from using the phone? All his calls were mole-ading!
17. How do moles react when they read a news article? Mole, no!
18. Why was the mole kicked off reddit? He was Mole-adjusted.
19. What do you call a mole that uses a GPS? A sub-terranian.
20. Why did the police block the moles from GPS information? Because all they found was Mole-ice.
21. How many moles does it take to run a restaurant? A mole-ster of them!
22. All the moles at the bank said they ran mole-sters.
23. Why did the mole get kicked out of the meeting? All he did was mole-an.
24. Why did the moles get an apple watch? Because the girl they liked used mole-ani.
25. Why did the mole get fired from his job? He only knew how to mole!
26. How does a mole work Mole-nially
27. What kind of technology do moles create? Mole-itias.
28. A group of moles created a mole-titude on github.
29. How do you get a group moles to do what you want? Mole-tiply them.
30. Why did the mole get upset watching the news? It was mis-mole-ading!
31. How do you give mole’s the flu? Mis mole-ade them
32. Why did the mole start a new youtube channel? He stopped his old one because it was mole-ading!
33. The mole-sters are attacking!
34. Why can’t I write any more mole puns? I guess that’s mole, folks!
35. If you don’t like these mole puns, maybe you got mole-ested!

I hope this collection of mole puns has brought a bit of laughter to your day! Whether you’re a garden enthusiast, an animal lover, or just someone who enjoys a good pun, may this content always mole-ett you!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions About Moles and Mole Puns

Let’s dig a little deeper! Here are some frequently asked questions about moles and the art of crafting mole puns. This section provides answers to satisfy your mole-related curiosity.

Conclusion: End of the Tunnel

Well, we’ve reached the end of our mole-arious journey! Hopefully, this collection of mole puns has brightened your day and given you a new appreciation for the humorous side of these underground creatures. Whether you’re dealing with real-life moles in your garden or simply looking for a good laugh, remember that a little bit of humor can go a long way. So, go forth and spread the mole-arious cheer!