Watermelon jokes: they’re juicy, sweet, and perfect for a summer laugh! If you’re looking to add some fruity fun to your day, you’ve come to the right place. This collection is packed with puns, one-liners, and zingers guaranteed to get you smiling. So, get ready to seed some laughter and enjoy the most refreshing crop of watermelon jokes ever!

Watermelon Puns About Seeds

Ah, seeds! They’re the tiny black dots that sometimes make eating watermelon a bit of a challenge, but they also provide a wealth of comedic material. Get ready for some seed-sational puns!

  1. Why did the watermelon cross the road? Because it wanted to seed what was on the other side!
  2. What do you call a watermelon seed that wants to be an astronaut? Seed cadet!
  3. I tried to make a joke about watermelon seeds, but it was too corny, or should I say, too seedy?
  4. Why was the watermelon seed so tired? It was trying to seed all the world!
  5. What’s a watermelon’s favorite subject in school? See-ology!
  6. Did you hear about the watermelon seed that became a detective? He had a knack for solving seed-y crimes!
  7. Why did the watermelon seed break up with the grape? They just couldn’t seed eye to eye!
  8. What did the watermelon say to the seed who was always causing trouble? “You’re always getting into seed-y situations!”
  9. What’s a watermelon seed’s favorite game? Hide and seed!
  10. I told my friend a watermelon seed joke, but it didn’t germinate.
  11. Watermelon seeds are always trying to improve. They are self ‘seed’ motivated.
  12. I saw a watermelon seed on a bicycle today; it was really trying to ‘seed’ the world.
  13. Why did the old watermelon seed retire? He’d seen it all!
  14. That watermelon seed is an upcoming music artist. Be sure to catch his new ‘single’.
  15. Did you see that watermelon seed was hired by the football team? He’s a ‘seed’ player.
  16. What do tiny watermelon seeds call their dad? Pa-pa!
  17. What did the watermelon seed name their band? The See-Notes
  18. The watermelon seed decided to explore outer-space. He was always reaching for outer-seedness
  19. I think I saw a watermelon seed in disguise to commit a crime. It sounds very ‘seed-y’
  20. What’s a watermelon seed’s favorite social gathering? A seed-cial event!
  21. What’s a watermelon seed’s favorite hobby? Seed-ing new plants!
  22. What’s a watermelon seed’s favorite form of payment? Seed-change!
  23. What’s a watermelon seed’s favorite job description? An ‘Agri’-seed-tural farmer.
  24. This watermelon seed is doing charitable work; He’s a really seed-ful person.
  25. What’s a watermelon seed’s favorite drink? Seed-er!
  26. He’s a ‘seed’ salesman, he’s well known,
  27. What does a hipster watermelon seed wear? Seed-penders!
  28. What’s a watermelon seed’s favourite thing to drink? A Seed-ie!
  29. What’s a watermelon seed’s greatest fear when meeting the queen? ‘Seed-ition’.
  30. Those two seeds work together, they’re a great ‘seed’-team.
  31. That watermelon seed is a big star, he’s succeeded in everything he’s done. He’s seed-ceeded.
  32. What does a watermelon seed do at a party? A ‘Seed-dance.’
  33. That watermelon seed owns a bakery. He ‘seed’-sells amazing treats.

Watermelon Puns About Ripeness

Is it ripe yet? That’s the question on everyone’s mind when picking the perfect watermelon. But it’s also a ripe (pun intended!) area for some juicy humor.

  1. I was worried my watermelon wasn’t ripe, but it turned out to be totally water-fine!
  2. Trying to pick a ripe watermelon is a rind-iculous guessing game!
  3. That joke about unripe watermelons was a little green, but it’ll grow on you.
  4. Why did the watermelon blush? Because it saw the rind-y joke about ripe watermelons!
  5. What do you call a watermelon that’s always ready? Always… watermel-on time!
  6. Why did the watermelon go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling rind!
  7. I told my friend a joke about a ripe watermelon, but he said it was a bit pith-y!
  8. Why was the ripe watermelon the life of the party? Because it knew how to bring the juice!
  9. What did the farmer say when he found a perfectly ripe watermelon? “Water-marvelous!”
  10. That watermelon is never ripe in time, is it? It takes its rind to prepare.
  11. That watermelon’s always ready, it’s watermel-on-time.
  12. A watermelon that isn’t ready is the waterme-wrong-time.
  13. It’s waterme-lonely when it’s not time.
  14. Waterme-long-gone are over.
  15. Waterme-laugh when I see an un-ripe watermelon.
  16. Watermel-is-mine, I’m getting it.
  17. A watermelon’s got to have it’s timing tight, waterme-lyrically.
  18. Waterme-literally can’t wait for the day,
  19. Waterme-logically-need the watermelon now,
  20. Waterme-look out, I’m taking it with me,
  21. Those watermelons are really really good looking. Waterme-like it.
  22. Waterme-lucky, that watermelon looks like it’s mine.
  23. Waterme-look out over there!
  24. I really don’t have the time to go buy a watermelon. Waterme-hurry!
  25. Waterme-leave without it, it’s too precious.
  26. I waterme-love taking it to events!
  27. Don’t waterme-see it!
  28. Watermel-and what? It tasted delicious.
  29. Waterme-let loose and enjoy it already!
  30. Waterme-listic, it’s an actual ripe melon!!
  31. Don’t waterme-lose it!
  32. I could waterme be dreaming, it’s really ripe!!
  33. Waterme-leave the bad ones out there.
  34. I waterme-like it’s beautiful exterior.
  35. Waterme-laugh when I see someone with an un-ripe one.

Watermelon Puns About Cutting and Sharing

Sharing a watermelon is a sign of friendship, summertime joy, and, of course, more opportunities for puns!

  1. Getting together with your friends and sharing a Watermelon is waterme-lovely.
  2. Let’s split this watermelon – I’m sure it’ll be a slice of fun!
  3. Cutting into a watermelon is always such a melon-choly experience… because it’s over too fast!
  4. What do you call a watermelon that knows martial arts? A karate chop-per!
  5. Why did the watermelon bring a ladder? It wanted to get to a higher slice of life!
  6. Cutting a watermelon is my favorite sport – I call it melon-ball!
  7. You’re one in a waterme-lion.
  8. That slice of watermelon is just waterme-lie.
  9. The slices of watermelon were waterme-linear in shape.
  10. No one is like you, you’re waterme-lit.
  11. Here’s an exact rendition of a Watermelon slice. Waterme-literal.
  12. A slice of watermelon is waterme-liberating.
  13. The way you slice it is waterme-legendary.
  14. I’ve got waterme-like 50 slices.
  15. Those slices are waterme-likeness of art.
  16. Why do watermelons have a reputation for being so greedy? Because they’re so Waterme-liable!
  17. Waterme-listic is how the slices are cut.
  18. The sliced watermelons are waterme-lyrical,
  19. You’re slices of watermelon, waterme-look exactly like it!
  20. Watermet-literally, I can’t wait for a bite!!
  21. Here’s your 25% of the watermelon share Waterme-lesson
  22. I’m learning how to slice a watermelon with skill. Waterme-learn!
  23. Waterme-least someone enjoyed it.
  24. A slice of watermelon is waterme-lawful to have.
  25. Watermet-literally can’t wait for our watermelon meet.
  26. Watermer-really just sharing with ya’ll
  27. A slice of watermelon is waterme-lightful
  28. A slice of watermelon is waterme-likable
  29. Waterme-level for real.
  30. What happened when the watermelon lost the fight? It got melon-choly.
  31. Those slices of watermelons are waterme-loving.
  32. Watermet-literally gonna eat the slices up.
  33. Waterme-looming for the new bite.
  34. What happened when the watermelon couldn’t play cards? It had melon-y arms.

Watermelon Puns About Health and Nutrition

Watermelons are not only delicious but also packed with vitamins and hydration. Let’s slice into some healthy and humorous puns!

  1. Eating watermelon is always waterme-lovely.
  2. What’s a watermelon’s greatest fear? Waterme-longevity!
  3. Why did the watermelon start going to the gym? It heard it would help it get water-fit!
  4. I heard watermelons are great for hydration. They’re seriously water-filling!
  5. What do you call a watermelon that’s good at yoga? Flexible melon!
  6. I am waterme-laughing too hard.
  7. No one is you. You’re Waterme-lit.
  8. You’re waterme-lovely.
  9. How does it feel to drink watermelon juice? Waterme-legal.
  10. You’re waterme-legitimate.
  11. Never waterme-look past it.
  12. You’re the waterme-like.
  13. You’re waterme-loving.
  14. Eating this, makes me waterme-look and watch.
  15. You’re waterme-leaking juice.
  16. You’re waterme-listic.
  17. Eating this, I Waterme-love to sleep.
  18. How the watermelon made me act Waterme-loopy.
  19. I am waterme-lit now.
  20. Now eat the whole watermelon to make you waterme-lift.
  21. The nutrients are so waterme-liberating.
  22. Those nutrients are waterme-likable.
  23. You’re waterme-legible in person.
  24. I got waterme-luck.
  25. The inside of this is waterme-lit.
  26. Those nutrients are waterme-lavishing.
  27. What do you give a sick watermelon? Melatonin!
  28. Watermelons are so waterme-lightful.
  29. Watermelons are waterme-legal to eat.
  30. Let’s watermelon it to waterme-life!
  31. Watermelons are waterme-licking.
  32. Never watermet-lie to me.
  33. How the watermelon gave me waterme-levitation.

Watermelon Puns About Summer

Watermelons and summer go hand-in-hand. Here are some puns that capture the essence of summertime fun with watermelons.

  1. Watermelon by the poolside is a waterme-lovely experience.
  2. Spending time with family and sharing watermelo is Waterme-lovely.
  3. What’s a watermelon’s favorite summer activity? Water-skiing!
  4. Having a watermelon-themed party? That sounds water-marvelous!
  5. Why did the watermelon go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rays and get water-tanned!
  6. We’re sitting next to each other Waterme-literally
  7. Getting some Sun and Eating some watermelon at the beach, Waterme laugh out loud!
  8. What do you call a watermelon wearing sunglasses? Cool melon!
  9. You’re the waterme-like
  10. What’s the best way to enjoy watermelon? Have the waterme-like.
  11. You’re waterme-loving.
  12. Waterme-look out for the waves!
  13. What did the watermelon say to the sun? I waterme-love you!
  14. You brought all the watermelons over? You’re waterme-loving.
  15. What does a watermelon say to an extremely generous person? You’re waterme-like.
  16. Watermet-literally, just love the beach.
  17. How waterme-lavishing to be here!
  18. What is a watermelon’s greatest fear about summer ending? Waterme-long gone.
  19. These watermelons taste so summerme-loving.
  20. They said it was waterme-lawful for the summer.
  21. Let’s share it, waterme-loving and caring.
  22. You are all waterme-lovable.
  23. We’re all gonna get to relax for the Summer, waterme-logically.
    24 We’re all gonna get to enjoy the summer, waterme-luck us!
  24. Watermelons are very waterme-lightful.
  25. Watermelons during the pool are watermet-literally lovely.
  26. We’re all so watermet-literally lovely.
  27. Eating a watermelon is waterme-lovely here.
  28. We’re all watermelit out here. Whatme-lovely!
  29. Watermelons, a summer watermelovingly!
  30. I love enjoying the beach, I love watermelons, they look watermelyrical.
  31. Here’s the best vacation watermeleaf.
  32. Having the best summer vacation watermeleft.

Watermelon Puns About Color

The vibrant colors of a watermelon, especially the bright red or pink flesh, are part of its appeal. These puns tap into the visual fun of it all.

  1. This watermelon is so pretty, it is waterme-lavishing.
  2. That watermelon’s really pretty, waterme likely.
  3. Why did the watermelon refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to get green-gamed!
  4. I’m feeling blue-berry-ish, maybe I need some watermelon to brighten my day!
  5. What’s a watermelon’s favorite crayon color? Water-melon green!
  6. I waterme-love this watermelon with the amazing coloration.
  7. Can you believe the shade of red it has- You’re watermelike it in person
  8. We all waterme-like the color
  9. Watermelon is like waterme-life-of-the-party!
  10. Watermelon are watermelovingly colored.
  11. I was expecting the color to watermeleet.
  12. We are the watermelight.
  13. I Waterme-love these colors.
  14. These watermelons are watermeleon color.
  15. What’s your favorite Watermelet?
  16. That color is all Watermelons.
  17. Watermelon is a watermelonloving fruit.
  18. Watermeloneer is not a color you wear.
  19. Who let the watermelonlook here?
  20. Watermelonlook here!
  21. You are watermelon liking here.
  22. Watermelonluck here!
  23. We had Watermelonlook here.
  24. We love eating the shades during the watermelon, watermelonlegal it.
  25. It’s the watermelonlegal year.
  26. Those nutrients are colored watermelovingly.
  27. Here the watermelonloving color.
  28. Get ready for a Watermelonlicious look.
  29. Get ready for a watermelonlook here.
  30. The melon is bright, watermelonlook here.
  31. Here’s the watermelonlover.
  32. It’s watermelawgical, what it is!
  33. You are the color watermelyrical.
  34. Get red Watermellook here.
  35. Make it black and red, watermelonlook here.

Funny Watermelon One-Liners

Short, sweet, and instantly funny. These one-liners are perfect for quick laughs and sharing with friends.

  1. To eat that watermelon so Watermelick it here!
  2. Here’s the watermelonlook here!
  3. Why did the watermelon go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!
  4. I tried a watermelon diet once. It was rind-blowing!
  5. What do you call a sad watermelon? A melon-choly!
  6. We’re all waiting to finally have a bite, watermelook here!
  7. It tastes so watermelicious!
  8. Watermelon is so great, watermelonlicious!!
  9. Watermelons here are gonna to make you watermelaugh!
  10. Watermelaugh with a watermelon!
  11. To eat that watermelon you have to be watermelawful.
  12. Look closer, no watermellie!
  13. What did the watermelon say to the grape? You have to be watermellow. Watermelook here?
  14. Your time to show that watermelon, watermark.
  15. I don’t like watermelons at the moment. Watermelaugh later!
  16. How the watermelon almost watermelended here!
  17. I am watermelonlighting with this one!
  18. It all watermelined in here!
  19. Do that with a watermelon to watermelock!
  20. You should wear watermelock!
  21. Why I started eating this Watermelive!
  22. It’s time to eat, watermellevel here!
  23. Are you Watermellearn here?
  24. Oh, I’m Watermelleaning here!!
  25. I love sharing those watermelons, watermeliberty!
  26. Watermelike to wear it!
  27. I Watermelyrical it here!!
  28. She said it looked Watermelyrical in here!!
  29. Do that with the watermelon, Watermeless!
  30. I can watermelonlet go!
  31. We can all watermelonlearn here!
  32. We are watermelonlooking here!
  33. So ready to eat here, watermelook here
  34. Stop being bitter, watermellow!
  35. Do you like those colors, watermelloween?
  36. Have the best watermelonlooking for the best
  37. Always eat watermelon by the best watermelon looking for the best
  38. To never be like Watermelon look at this watermelon loving in person
  39. Do you think Watermelon looked that the watermelon
  40. What did the Watermelon looked that she did!
  41. The best watermelon looking for a watermelonlegal.
  42. We all need Watermelonlocking here!
  43. The best thing about Watermelonlearning in person Watermelonloving.
  44. Look at the watermelon, that is going to do just Watermelovingly
  45. I see you the watermelon is so Watermeliberty
  46. What does a watermelon say to another person? A watermelonlet it grow
  47. I’m not sure about this watermelon joke. I need time to melon it over.

Watermelon Knock-Knock Puns

Who’s there? Watermelon! Watermelon who? Get ready for some classic knock-knock fun.

  1. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon you open the door, I’m freezing!
  2. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon my way downtown, walking fast!
  3. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon be together ’til the end of time!
  4. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon know what it’s like to be this blue!
  5. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon give you up, watermelon let you down!
  6. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon have a good excuse for not knowing!
  7. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon going to stop you in the name of the law!
  8. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon go on vacation!
  9. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon that you should go.
  10. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon together, that’s happiness.
  11. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon wait any longer!
  12. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon gonna make our dreams come true!
  13. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon like to meet you!
  14. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon gonna stop you right there.
  15. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon do together! That is Watermeliberty!!
  16. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelonlook here to get!
  17. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermellevel to watch!
  18. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelonlearning to look at.
  19. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon-na show you a good time!
  20. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon always ring twice!
  21. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon get out of here before I call the cops!
  22. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon be home for Christmas!
  23. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon in the pool, everybody swim!
  24. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon make you laugh!
  25. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon do for a Klondike bar?
  26. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon have too look at those.
  27. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon know if you look away.
  28. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon know when you’ve had enough.
  29. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon get away with this!
  30. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon to know what you’re doing!
  31. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon the truth, can you handle it?
  32. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon you very much!
  33. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon be seeing you.
  34. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon through the tulips!
  35. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Watermelon.
    Watermelon who?
    Watermelon going to hurt you, but I’ll make you cry!

FAQs About Watermelon

Here are some frequently asked questions (and maybe some answers you didn’t expect!) about watermelons.

Q1: How do you pick a good watermelon?

  • Look for a yellow spot: This is where the watermelon rested on the ground and ripened in the sun. The yellower, the better.
  • Thump it: A ripe watermelon should have a deep, hollow sound.
  • Check the stem: A dried stem indicates that the watermelon is ripe.

Q2: What are the health benefits of watermelon?

  • Watermelon is hydrating, packed with vitamins A and C, and contains antioxidants like lycopene.

Q3: What’s the best way to store a watermelon?

  • Whole watermelons can be stored at room temperature or in the refrigerator. Once cut, keep it in an airtight container in the fridge.

Q4: Can you eat watermelon seeds?

  • Absolutely! They’re a good source of protein, fiber, and healthy fats. You can roast them for a snack.

Q5: What’s the difference between seeded and seedless watermelons?

  • Seeded watermelons have black seeds, while seedless varieties have small, white, edible seeds. Seedless watermelons are created through hybridization.

Q6: Where do watermelons originally come from?

  • Watermelons originated in Africa, specifically the Kalahari Desert.

Q7: What’s the world record for the heaviest watermelon?

  • According to Guinness World Records, the heaviest watermelon weighed in at 159 kg (350.5 lb) grown by Chris Kent of Sevierville, Tennessee, USA in 2013.

Q8: Can dogs eat watermelon?

  • Yes, but only the flesh. Watermelon is a healthy and refreshing treat for dogs in moderation, but the rind and seeds can cause digestive issues.

Q9: Are there different varieties of watermelon?

  • Yes, there are hundreds! Some popular varieties include Crimson Sweet, Jubilee, and Yellow Crimson.

Q10: How do I get the most juice out of a watermelon?

  • Use a blender or a juicer to extract all the refreshing juice from the watermelon. You can also mash it with a fork, let it strain, and then collect the delicious juice.

Conclusion

Well, that’s the rind of our watermelon joke extravaganza! Hopefully, you found some of these puns and jokes waterme-laughable. Whether you’re sharing them at a summer barbecue or just need a little pick-me-up, remember that a good watermelon joke is always in season. Now go forth and spread the juicy joy of watermelon humor!

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