Watermelons: juicy, refreshing, and the source of endless summer fun. But did you know they’re also ripe for some seriously funny puns? Whether you’re a fan of dad jokes or just looking to add some zest to your day, watermelon puns are “one in a melon.” This blog post is packed with the best watermelon jokes to share at your next picnic, BBQ, or even just to brighten your own day. So, get ready to “seed” the humor and “rind” yourself laughing!

Watermelon Puns About Love & Relationships

Watermelons might seem like simple fruits, but they can actually inspire some sweet and silly romantic puns. Get ready to express your affection with these water-filled wordplays.

  1. You’re one in a melon.
  2. I love you a watermelon reasons.
  3. We were melon to be together.
  4. You make my heart skip a seed.
  5. I find you very appeeling.
  6. Let’s commit and become watermel-ons.
  7. I’m so glad you’re my water-lover.
  8. I can’t help but think about you all the rind.
  9. You’re the rind I’ve been looking for.
  10. I only have eyes for you, you’re my water-sweetie.
  11. I get so seed-otional when I’m with you.
  12. Water you doing tonight? I was hoping to melon-ize with you?
  13. You always rind me [remind me] to stay positive.
  14. I love you water-so-much.
  15. It’s rind-iculous how much I love you.
  16. Every time I see

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